Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label crazy. Show all posts

Friday, November 23, 2012

JEFF'S CRAZY HALF OFF SALE!


As a thank you to all of you for your continued support I am offering HALF OFF on all items in my etsy shop. Yes, all items!
The shop was down to 99 items yesterday so I relisted a bunch of stuff and also added 18 totally brand new items that have never been seen before in the shop. Here is the newest of the newbies.
King Octopi
“King Octopi”
8″ x 8″ – limited edition print of 50, signed and numbered on the back.
$80, plus shipping

King Octopi is my newest painting so I’m pretty stoked on it. The original is out of my hands and is available to purchase at Lumen Gallery.
Happy shopping!
- Jeff

Tuesday, June 19, 2012

So sayeth Sahnzy...

Aside from Elliott peeing on my Tempurpedic- this is what I woke up to this morning... 
Sweet, right?

And then there was this...
Eazy-E blasting out of his iphone, and Jeffrey rapping the lyrics in my face.  
I feel like I can hear it coming out of the photo.  Lucky me.

Oh, this guy...

Sooo, I've been casually gathering, collecting, and sitting on some choice quotes from him, 
and rather than wait for more- I'm just going to share a few of them with you now:

"I don't like you laughing when it's not at my jokes... unless you share."

"I love you.  You're my best friend... don't ever cross me though."

"Just accept it, silly.  Just like I have to accept the fact that you think shoes in the house is going to cause a plague."

"They're being real chiliholes about this talent show."

"You are the pineapple on the Hawaiian pizza of my life."

"Sometimes thinking of you even makes my headaches go away."

.........................................................................

Yes, this is my life.  And the man I chose to spend it with.  Ummm...

♥





Thursday, June 14, 2012

Calamity...

You know those days when 2/3 of your children are sick and throwing up everywhere, a pipe bursts and floods the kitchen, your hands are raw from bleaching everything in sight (which also destroyed your fancy new manicure), and you've got family visiting from out of town?


Oh, Thursday...  you jerk.

Sunday, April 29, 2012

Tomato Maniac!


Have you guys been to "Tomato Mania" at the Cal Poly Plant Center?

It's exactly what it sounds like.  Hundreds, maybe thousands of tomato plants...  dozens of varieties...  bazillions of tomato-crazed gardeners.  See that guy with the rake up there?  That's the biggest tomato maniac in California.  He's also my dad.  Every year, he and my stepmother drive up from San Diego to buy their tomato plants from Cal Poly during the annual event.  They FILL their car with more tomato plants than anyone would ever need, park it in the shade- hang out with us, and drive home.  I'm serious.  

This year he shocked me by suggesting that they might not make it.

Dad: *flipping through the "Tomato Mania" plant catalog*  
"Yeah, I went a little overboard last year and had more tomatoes than I knew what to do with"

Me: "YOU, overboard???  Nooo..."

Dad: "Well, I planned to give some of them away- but then I just couldn't bring myself to do it."

***At this point, he seemed resigned to skip it.  I was shocked.***

The day before the madness, he called back...

Dad: "Maybe if I limit myself to 5-6 plants..."

Me: "That's a great idea, dad.  But is it really worth driving all that way for tomatoes?  You know, they sell them in San Diego too, right?"

Dad:  "Yeah, it would mean a little over an hour of driving per plant." 

***At this point, I assume he's not coming.  Right?***

Wrong.  Meet the maniacs:
That woman at the top is my stepmother.  Notice the pop-up chair, and the tomato catalog.  They sent this photo at around 7am.  Tomato Mania starts around 10:30.  Needless to say, they were first in line to "beat the crazies".  Umm...  They left San Diego at midnight the night before; is it necessary to point out that they might just be "the crazies"?  

Some of my favorite quotes from the tomato-twosome:

"The strategy is to work as a team, but split up.  One gets the cart, we divide up our picks into two parts, and then we each branch off and get half the list.  We got 12 this year.  Last time we got 16... it might have been 18.  We contained ourselves a little bit this time."

"The second day is for the laggers... the ones who think they don't have to go out of their way for tomatoes."

"Well, we're regulars... so if we didn't show up, they might worry and wonder where we were."

"We go for the camaraderie, being there in the tomato frenzy and the rush at the gate is fun!"

"Top of the line tomatoes!  They do better than other tomatoes at any nursery."

"We share gardening tips, tomato stories... 75% of it is getting there early and chatting with people about which tomatoes do well.  We all have like-interests.  The camaraderie is a huge part of it.  Most of the people are expecting us.  We all show up from different parts of California; there's Bob from Orcutt, the gals from Paso, and Atascadero Phil- he's always there."

"The varieties I'm most excited about this year are: "Anna's Noire", "Kellogg Breakfast", and the "Mexican Midget".

"It's all about something they can't live without."

So did my dad limit himself to "5-6 plants" like he intended?  Of course not!  It wouldn't be tomato mania without a carload!  But that's ok.  Like he said, it's about the camaraderie and the friends they've made.  Tomato mania is so much more than tomatoes.  It's supporting the school, the students, the agricultural department.  It's gardeners and enthusiasts coming together once a year- sharing tomato stories, growing tips and having an opportunity to ketchup.  ;)